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December 06, 2004
More Reasons to Be Glad I Moved
Tonight I bought beer. Not a six pack. But two 12 packs and a 20 pack. All bottles.
This transaction, for the first time in 9 years, did not involve:
- Having to borrow a rolling cart from the neighbor upstairs
- Wheeling said cart through the street, through rain and/or snow
- Getting said cart up 7 steps
or
- Making multiple trips to the store
- carrying beer 4 blocks
nor ultimately
- Throwing out most of the food in the fridge to accomodate said beer
- Waiting until an hour before the party to buy said beer because there is food in the fridge and the beer has to go directly in the tub
- Buying 10 bags of ice to keep the beer cold in said tub
- Having to shower after cleaning/setting up but before buying the beer to make way for said beer
All I did was
- Put beer in cart
- Move beer from cart to trunk
- Move beer from trunk to (completely separate basement) fridge
Hell yes.
Posted by nikl at December 6, 2004 12:13 PM
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