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January 15, 2008

American Idol, Season 7, Episode 1 (for real)

Ok, see, somehow discussing the Declaration of Independence on American Idol is unacceptable. But there they go.

Joey Catalano: I just lost 204 lbs, I'm going... to do hitch-kicks? It's still unfolding in front of me, but are they really going to kick off the season with a touching story ending in someone singing horribly?... Fake the funk?... Ok - whew. I was really scared. Awwwww - so sweet. Good first edit, AI.

HOW DID BORAT GET ON AI?

OK. I have paused the DVR at 12 minutes. I have put down the remote, and I have reclined on the couch b/c I am dead:

"Just because you ain't married you ain't got no kids?"

"no"

"Well, welcome to the new city baby, that's all that's all that's going on over here."

I think Yuka is faking. I think he's not really Borat.

Hmmm, let me think about what song I would never sing at an American Idol audition - oh, I don't know, the most overplayed song of all time? However, clearly her dirty window wasn't so dirty 'cause she made it to Hollywood.

"Don't let this fool you. Make me mad and I will break your bones." I can't. I can't. I... I... please don't let her be awful... 1 dog, 2 cats and 10 kittens.

Again. I have relinquished grasp of the remote, and fallen dead:

"I'm Not Goin' nowhere - " A. First of all. and B.

"by Jennifer Hudson."

And she's bad. No no no no way, indeed.

"I have two cats because I'm studying to be a vet." WHAT? And really? She's only 23? Good thing she's going for actressing. Aww, hell - now the mother's getting into it.

Ok - Angela can sing.

As can Chris Watson. I put him in the top 12 guys.

Posted by nikl at January 15, 2008 07:33 PM

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